Metformin is a real, cheap, prescription biguanide with **strong** evidence that it lowers HbA1c by about **1 percentage point** in type 2 diabetes and **strong** evidence from DPP/DPPOS that **1,700 mg/day** delayed diabetes by **31%** at 2.8 years and ~**17%** at 21 years in high-risk overweight adults with IGT (**+2.5 years** median diabetes-free). In overweight new-onset T2D, UKPDS 34 and its 10-year legacy follow-up showed fewer diabetes-related events, fewer MIs, and lower all-cause death versus 1990s diet care — a **moderate-to-strong** hard-outcome result **in that disease and era**, not a license for non-diabetic use. **DPP is not TAME.** The same DPP assignment did **not** cut microvascular disease, MACE (HR 1.03), or 2026 Medicare multimorbidity (HR 0.91). **TAME has not launched** (AFAR, August 2026: design ready, donors needed) and has **no efficacy results**. Observational “users outlive non-diabetics” (Bannister) **failed replication** (Keys 2022). Cancer-prevention RCTs are **null**. Weight change is real and small (~**2 kg**). B12 lowering is **established**. Lactic acidosis is **rare** and still **boxed**.